Surfing Experience

If you’ve surfed into this gift and you find yourself thinking ‘this is not a surfing holiday with sun, sea and surf is it?’ You’d be right.

And then, if you found yourself thinking ‘this is some piece of crap channel surfing thing isn’t it?’ You’d be right again.

 And now you know what this experience involves you can be pretty sure that when it comes to the ‘who bought the crapest gift of the year’ awards, you’re going to be top of the pile.

 Suitable for:
People called Hector
The indecisive
Everyone at the Summerfield Asylum (including the staff)
People with a short attention span

INSTRUCTIONS

Traditional Surfing

• Get into some loose fitting clothes
• Pick your chair/sofa/floor space in front of the TV
• Grab hold of any food and drink you might need and set them close to where you’ll be sitting
• Do the same with the TV remote
• Sit down, get comfortable and switch on the TV.
• Start viewing and when you’re ready – surf, surf away.**
• Congratulations! You have had a Surfing Experience

Tech Savvy Surfing

• Get into some loose fitting clothes
• Pick your chair/sofa
• Grab hold of any food and drink you might need and set them close to where you’ll be sitting
• Sit down, get comfortable and switch on your desktop/laptop/device
• Open Google – pick a topic and when you’re ready – surf those billions of pages of web wonderfulness**
• Congratulations! You have had an experience of surfing

Bespoke your Gift

If all that screen time is too much to bear, why not go for some real surfing?¹

• Lay an ironing board down on the ground.
• Stick a desk fan somewhere about head height pointing at you
• Switch on the fan, then assume a surfing pose on the ironing board – Surfs Up!
• For extra realism, have a friend rush in after a few seconds and throw a bucket of water at your head.

Like water gifts – then why not try our paddling experience