Description
SNAKES AND LADDERS GAME
Here at Crap Presents we love to have a laugh and play games, which is why we have created an addition to our fun games section – this time we have created the Snakes and Ladders Game. Oh come on, as kids, even as adults, there is one game that we all love – watching your opponent roll the dice and they land on a wiggly snake – oh how we giggle inside when they end up going to the bottom of the board.
But do you know much about Snakes and Ladders – well neither do we, but we have found out that it was originally known as Moksha Patam (what the heck is Moksha Patam – well we still don’t know, but that’s what is was) and it is an ancient Indian board game – well there you go – as the saying says, every day is school day, and that’s something new we’ve learnt today.
So, what’s so different about our game – well two things really – number 1, if you use the board that we have created then you are very soon going to realise that it is going to be very difficult to win – now what would be funny with this one is if you are just a spectator of the game and watch your friends trying to work out how to win – it might take them a while to realise but at least you can be giggling inside. The second board is for you to cut out the ladders, snakes, dice and counters – remember again here, you need to be in a proper state to be able to use scissors.
Now we are sure you are going to love this game, so why not buy the Battleships Game too.
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
