Own Your Own Piece of Beach Gift

Ever fancied seeing your name in lights?  Well this gift is literally light years better than that earch bound ambition!

Balmy summer evenings, walking barefoot down a tropical beach, the warm sand between your toes, a long, cool drink in your hand. Sounds idyllic doesn’t it? This is nothing like that. Unless the person you’re buying this for happens to be on holiday somewhere lovely when your gift arrives. Otherwise it’s going to be a bit crap.

Suitable for:       People that take a lot of beach holidays

Sandcastle enthusiasts

Skinny, very pale skinned young men

Neptune God of the Sea

If you’re the recipient of this gift and you don’t live near the coast, well, that’s crap. But not total crap.

INSTRUCTIONS

• Take yourself (and a loved one, if you’ve got one) to your local beach (or beach alternative)
• We recommend choosing a sunny day, but work with what you’ve got
• If necessary knock the sand about a bit until it looks at least a little bit like a beach
• If challenged or threatened by anyone during this activity – run away
• Whip out your mobile or camera and take a photograph of the most appealing section of sand you can see
• Return to your abode, print out and frame your picture.
• Congratulations! You now Own your Own Piece of Beach Gift

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Take a small container with you when you visit your beach/beach alternative location.

After you’ve taken your photo, discreetly fill said box with some sand (What? You’re only borrowing it) When you get home, display your REAL SAND with pride next to your framed picture.

Before you leave

Love this gift?  We’re pretty sure you’ll be equally blown away by our gift Name and Own your Own Star. Why not take advantage of our crap special offer and get them both?**