Watch Grass Grow Gift

The daily routine of work, shop, eat, sleep can make you feel like a rat in a trap.  Now you can help a rat you know leave behind the horrors of the concrete jungle. This contemporary outdoor watch grass grow gift will guide the recipient into an almost zen like state of relaxation.  Or will it? It’s a pretty crap thing to do.

But with thousands of suitable locations to be found in every part of the country, getting down with the grass can be achieved in a matter of minutes.

A wise man once said – the most relaxing thing that you can do is to step outside, do nothing and enjoy nature. And really, watching the grass grow is a crap way of enjoying nature.

Suitable for:
Anyone you want to get out of the house
People with short term memory problems
Golfers
Old people

INSTRUCTIONS

• We recommend a warm summers day, but hell, you choose
• Go outside
• If you’ve got friends why not take them with you?
• Why not take a picnic?!
• Find somewhere where there’s grass
• Sit down, lie down, get comfortable
• Put down your phone/girlfriend/pork pie and focus on some grass
• Congratulations – you are now able to Watch Grass Grow

Bespoke your Gift

To get the most out of this crappy gift why not specify the location to be visited. Consider the availability of cow pats, the wetness of the grass, the presence of dog walkers or the fact that there’s standing water nearby. Or maybe, for a real crap surprise, send them to some grass underneath trees where birds regularly gather.

You are going to have such fun with this amazing crap gift that we believe you are going to love our watch paint dry gift – it’s equally as crap