Ultimate London Day Trip



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Day Trip to London

 Who doesn’t love a day out in the city? With our London Day Trip Gift you are going to be amazed.

London is one of the world’s most important global cities, described variously as the most powerful, desirable, influential, visited, expensive, innovative, sustainable, investment friendly, and most popular for work

The list of places to visit is impressive:

The Tower of London, Kew Gardens, the British Museum, the Natural History Museum, Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Piccadilly Circus, St Paul’s Cathedral, Tower Bridge, Trafalgar Square and The Shard to name but a few, and if that’s not your thing, think of the shops, the restaurants, bars and cafes. The entertainment!

Suitable for:
Anyone that doesn’t live in London
Wealthy elderly couples
Christopher Robin & Alice


  • Pick a day to take your trip (you do not want to be walking round London in the wind and rain)
  • Are you travelling alone or taking a friend?
  • Decide on your mode of transport – cycle, drive, train, plane
  • Dress appropriately – you really have to think about what you are going to wear – you may find that flip flops walking around London will be a bit tough on the soles of your feet.
  • Before leaving the house make sure you have your keys, cash and coat and the map of the London Underground we’ve provided
  • Congratulations! You’re having a Day Trip to London

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The Day Trip to London gift would go perfectly with the Boating Experience to make a wonderful combo gift.  Go on, don’t be crap, get them both.

So, where does this gift sit on our crap scale – well slap bang in the middle at 5 out of 10

So you’ve experience this gift – why not experience our Apollo Astronaut Training – now this ones going to be fun


Crap Presents Delivery Information

We do only post within the UK

We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode

Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.

We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.

Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)

We post Monday to Friday ONLY.

The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.

We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.

If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.

The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.


Q: What is in the crap present ?

A: well… not a lot really…  you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.

Q: How big is the present ?

A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.

Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?

A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand


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