Description
Dodo Safari Gift – Rumour has it that the Dodo went extinct in 1861. We’re not convinced.
So, in the spirit of the great Age of Discovery we’re giving the recipient of this gift the opportunity to prove us right and find this very, very, very, very hardly extinct at all Dodo bird.
And before anyone says anything this is a modern safari – no guns, just cameras. Even we’re not that crap.
Make sure you know what a dodo looks like before you start your journey with the Safari Gift (fairly important to know). Get your team and your kit together and you’re ready to start your safari.
INSTRUCTIONS
- Make sure you know what a dodo looks like (fairly important to know)
- Get your team together2
- Get your kit together, sensible shoes are a must, and you’re ready to start your safari
- You can safari anywhere and everywhere you go (it’s a state of mind)
- Maybe make a badge that says ‘I’m on a dodo safari’ that you can wear to let people know you’re serious
- Once on safari, keep your eyes peeled and your camera at the ready.3
- Investigate any reported sightings so that you cross off areas of the country where the dodo definitely isn’t.
- Congratulations! You have been on a Dodo Safari
SUITABLE FOR:
Chris Packham wannabee’s
Conspiracy theorists
People that hate daytime TV
Mismatchers**
**You’re going to need at least 1 other person to carry your stuff with this Safari Gift, preferable someone else to navigate and shout at when you get lost, and one more to manage food and drink and buying stuff.
Please remember this is crap, Dodo’s don’t exist so you wont get one with this gift, unless you have a stuffed one in a cabinet… or a hat, but feel free to wear one during your adventure
Bespoke your Gift
Get friends and family involved. Circulate the bird’s details, it’s photo, favourite habitats, what it likes to eat, Start a Dodo Challenge with a serious prize for the winner – An all-inclusive holiday on the moon should tempt most people.
Why not try one of our other amazing gifts – how about Apollo Astronaut Training
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
Q: Am I going to need injections before going on this trip?
A: Well that really depends on where you are going to go – obviously if you decide to go off to some tropical island somewhere then you are going to have to speak to your doctor about that. Remember though, don’t tell him/her too much about the gift – you don’t want them trying to take over your experience.
