Boating Experience

If you’re visualising someone drifting along an Oxford river on a punt being gently propelled by a bronzed Adonis on an idyllic summer’s day,  you’re going to be sadly disappointed.  Our boating experience is a little bit different to that – in fact it’s quite a lot different.

It’s not an excursion in a rowing boat along the beautiful River Dee either. Or a cruise on a motorboat through the frothy seas. Or a speedboat race.

What we’re offering is the crapest loosest interpretation of the words boating and experience.

In fact, putting the words next to each other like they’re some kind of a thing is really pushing it a bit.

Suitable for:
Aquaphobics
Any man over the age of 30
Thalassophobics
Small boys

INSTRUCTIONS

• Choose where you’re going to have your boating experience (we’d recommend somewhere with water)
• Make up the two boats that we’ve provided
• Get yourself down to your chosen location (a breezy day will add some excitement)
• If you’re taking friends along, why not grab a handful of pebbles when no-one’s looking
• Line yourself up by the water’s edge, hold the boat until you’re ready, then RELEASE!
• Be realistic – you probably won’t be taking your boats home again
• Congratulations! You’ve had a Boating Experience

Bespoke your Gift

Go big or home. When not invite some friends to build their own boats and take up the racing challenge. You could even offer a prize for the winner. Don’t go crazy.

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