World Cup Tickets

Tickets to the World Cup Final – WOW!  But remember whose site you’re on – yes, the Crap Presents site.  Sadly, without a time machine this gift could be considered pretty crap.

But if you know that one person who’s totally mad about football and doesn’t shut up about it (we know what that’s like, we’ve got one of them here at Crap Presents), when they realise what this gift really is they’ll be lost for words!

We know, right?! The World Cup Final.

For the love of the game, the beautiful game! The game that started back in the 3^rd Century when a bunch of Brits decided to celebrate the defeat of a Danish prince by chopping off his head and having a quick kickabout with it Yes, we’re talking about football.

Just imagine – being part of it, the buzz as the games start, the skill, the drama, and the win! You’re through to the next round, and then the next, the quarters, the semi’s, your still in…..and you’ve got tickets to the FINAL!

 And what if you won? Actually won, you know, the whole thing.

IMAGINE BEING IN THE CROWD WHEN YOUR TEAM WON THE WORLD CUP

For the lucky recipients of this remarkable gift that’s exactly what they’re going to get.  Yes, we’re giving you two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final!!

Suitable for:

Timelords

English football fans

Brundelfly

Historians

INSTRUCTIONS

• Choose your clothes with care (time travel can be chilly)
• Make sure you and your guest have your tickets ready to present when you get to the game.

Either

• Get in your Phone Box/Tardis/DeLorean, set the date for 3oth July 1966 and off you go!

Or

• Get settled on the sofa with some beers and scarves and dial in to a reply of the match
• Congratulations! Enjoy your 1966 World Cup Final Tickets!

Bespoke your Gift

We encourage you to splash out on the full immersive experience. Packed lunch, scarves, bottles of stout

Where this gift sits on the crap scale (out of 10)  it’s a 10

Another amazing gift would be the Apollo Astronaut Training