The Easiest Jigsaw Puzzle Gift

Do you want to know how the word jigsaw came to be used to describe a type of puzzle? No, neither did we.  So we decided to create the Easiest Jigsaw Puzzle Gift.

And the world is full of dissectologists who don’t care either.  These are the kind of people who happily spend hours assembling hundreds of the same shaped pieces of interlocking card only to end up with a  picture of a plate of beans or a cloudless blue sky

That’s a massive investment of time and effort. Imagine how crap it would be to get to the end and find there’s a piece missing!

That’s never going to happen with this jigsaw puzzle gift. We’ve taken simple and turned it into an idiot.

So, if you know someone with the attention span of a goldfish, this is the piece of crap gift for them

Suitable for:
Goldfish
People who think they’re funny
Children under the age of two
Astrologers

INSTRUCTIONS

• Take your puzzle (piece) and hold it up in front of you
• Take a long, long look at the piece
• Note the size, note the shape
• Make sure you can remember what colour it is
• Check for any easily recognizable sections
• Now – CAREFULLY – place the piece on a table
• Congratulations! You have completed The Easiest Jigsaw

Bespoke your Gift

You couldn’t fail to complete this jigsaw puzzle gift , even if you had pincers for hands (which would be even more crap than this gift)

So why not take it up a notch. Draw or paint a picture on one side of the piece. Not so easy now is it?

Now where does this gift sit on our crap scale – it’s at a whopping number 9

So now you realise you have just completed one of our crappiest gifts – why not try another, the name and own your own star gift is just as crap, sitting at number 8 on our crap scale.