Description
Advanced Wine Drinking Experience
IMPORTANT – This Advanced Wine Drinking Experience Gift has nothing to do with wine tasting. If that’s your thing… maybe it’s time to graduate to a proper hobby.
There’s more to knocking back a glass of vino than might at first be apparent. Once merely a mysterious fruit based alcoholic beverage consumed by continentals or the very rich, wine is now Britain’s favourite alcoholic drink. Wine, whether it’s red, white or rose is here to stay.
But in a nation of wine drinkers, how can you stand out from the crowd? With this gift is how. Being an advanced wine drinker isn’t just being able to drink wine. Any idiot can do that. Advanced wine drinking means being able to answer ‘yes’ to a set of crappy questions which gets you…a certificate. From us. Never again will you be the one with nothing to boast about when you’re lunching with the ladies.
Suitable for:
Women
Some Men – they know who they are
W.I.N.O.S.
People that aren’t men
Instructions
Sit yourself down in a comfy chair
• Pour yourself a large glass of a wine of your choice
• Get a pen and open up the questionnaire
• Answer truthfully
• If you answered ‘yes’ to 5/8 of the questions then congratulations! You now have completed the Advance wine drinking experience.
Please drink responsibly – when the sloshing starts, stop. (Stop drinking, not sloshing!)
If you’ve enjoyed buying this gift, then why not check out our equally as crap present the Gym Experience
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
