Advanced Wine Drinking Experience
IMPORTANT – This Advanced Wine Drinking Experience Gift has nothing to do with wine tasting. If that’s your thing… maybe it’s time to graduate to a proper hobby.
There’s more to knocking back a glass of vino than might at first be apparent. Once merely a mysterious fruit based alcoholic beverage consumed by continentals or the very rich, wine is now Britain’s favourite alcoholic drink. Wine, whether it’s red, white or rose is here to stay.
But in a nation of wine drinkers, how can you stand out from the crowd? With this gift is how. Being an advanced wine drinker isn’t just being able to drink wine. Any idiot can do that. Advanced wine drinking means being able to answer ‘yes’ to a set of crappy questions which gets you…a certificate. From us. Never again will you be the one with nothing to boast about when you’re lunching with the ladies.
Some Men – they know who they are
People that aren’t men
Sit yourself down in a comfy chair
• Pour yourself a large glass of a wine of your choice
• Get a pen and open up the questionnaire
• Answer truthfully
• If you answered ‘yes’ to 5/8 of the questions then congratulations! You now have completed the Advance wine drinking experience.
Please drink responsibly – when the sloshing starts, stop. (Stop drinking, not sloshing!)
If you’ve enjoyed buying this gift, then why not check out our equally as crap present the Gym Experience