Plane Spotting Gift



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Plane Spotting Gift

 ‘What the heck is a plane spotting gift?’ we hear you ask*

Let us enlighten you – Plane spotting is a hobby where the hobbyist tracks the movement of aircraft, makes lots of notes and for the fully committed**, takes lots of photographs.

You might think this is a crap way of spending your time. You might be right.

 Types of Plane Spotters***

  1. Record the registration number of every airplane they’ve ever spotted
  2. Photograph as many aircraft as possible, paying attention to the different types and liveries
  3. Record every airframe or type of livery from a particular airline
  4. Do some of all of the above three categories (overachievers)
  5. Just watch airplanes fly overhead without regard for any of the above.****

 Suitable for:
Farsighted people
Rehabilitated train spotters
Air traffic controllers
Super competitive nerds


  • Go outside
  • Take a notepad, pencil and camera with you just in case the urge takes you
  • Find somewhere you can get comfortable and see a lot of the sky
  • Cast your eyes upwards and get ready to spot
  • Whilst shouting ‘It’s a plane!’ might be considered entertaining by the simple minded, it won’t win you any new friends, may earn you a punch in the face, and does NOT count as a Plane you have Spotted.
  • Congratulations! You have mastered the Gift of Plane Spotting

Bespoke your Plane Spotting Gift

Make a day out of it. Invite some friends. Probably don’t tell them the real reason for the excursion until you get there, then it’ll be too late for them to decline your invitation. Plan ahead, take a little notebook for everyone. Make it a competition, then it might not be really, really crap.

If you love this gift, then why not try one of our Safari Gift with a difference – everyone loves a Dodo


Crap Presents Delivery Information

We do only post within the UK

We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode

Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.

We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.

Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)

We post Monday to Friday ONLY.

The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.

We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.

If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.

The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.


Q: What is in the crap present ?

A: well… not a lot really…  you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.

Q: How big is the present ?

A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.

Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?

A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand


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