Description
A murder mystery experience is an entertaining combination of dressing up, socializing, and sleuthing with just a dash of showing off if you’re the one to solve the mystery and not be murdered.
So if you know someone who’s always fancied themselves as a bit of a detective, or someone who tries to guess who the murderer is in every episode of NCIS or Vera or Lucifer, even if they’re so crap at it they have to pick five different people, or someone who cried when Inspector Morse died, then this is the gift for them.
This is a murder mystery experience with an added twist – it’s a party for a party of one.
Suitable for:
People who drink alone
The paranoid
Solipsists
Trainee detectives
You might at first glance consider this to be a pretty crap idea, and we’d hate to disagree with you.
INSTRUCTIONS
- Read the invitation and plotline that came with this gift
- Remove any other human beings from your house, put your mobile on silent and lock the front door
- Choose the room the party is going to happen in
- Put the invitation on a table or mantelpiece, somewhere you can easily find it again later
- Go and get dressed in your party finery
- Pour yourself a drink
- Drink it
- Pour yourself another one
- Have a little dance (you can put some music on if you like)
- Read the plot again
- How safe do you feel now?
- Have another drink
- Remove any sharp/blunt/heavy objects from the room
- Close the door – now there’s just you in there. All alone…
- Turn the invitation over and read out the name of the victim
- If it’s not you, have another drink and a little dance at the same time to celebrate
- Congratulations! You have survived the Murder Mystery Experience
How about trying one of our other experiences – what about the Paddling Experience
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
