Description
Go Monkey
Go Monkey is the new thrill seeking high climbing experience for young and old. BUT – and yes there is a but – you need to get prepared for this one.
Did you ever see Tarzan rescuing a maiden in distress wearing jeans and a roll neck sweater – no of course you didn’t – that would be a ridiculous thing to wear – remember this is Go Monkey not Go Ape. You need to be stripping down to your birthday suit with this one – well actually you do need to wear something otherwise you might get arrested or might end up with those dangly private parts getting in the way.
We’ve given you lots of ideas for your Go Monkey course – just be a little bit careful on some of them – remember these are only ideas from us – we’re not telling you to do them – so if you fall, well that’s down to you. And you get that all important certificate of completion – how amazing will that be to get it framed and up on the wall – you will be the envy of all your friends and family.
If you enjoy this gift – then why not try the Duff Mudder – another thrill seeking experience.
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
