Description
Gin Experience
The Gin Experience is the perfect gift for Gin lovers and pissheads – perfect especially for pissheads because you don’t need to go anywhere – you can do all this in the comfort of your own home. To make it even better it’s at the amazing cost of £5.99, with no taxi fees (well unless you have run out of gin and need to get some more), so you have plenty of money to go and buy the gin (oh come off it – you didn’t think we were going to give you that with this gift – don’t be so tight – you need to buy that yourself).
So the idea of the Gin Experience gift is that you experience gin – as simple as that. Get your friends round – in fact get them to buy the gin – makes it even cheaper for you. We have generously given you three recipes to try – ok one may not be gin, but you are sure to have that one friend who says they don’t like gin – mmm not sure why they came along to the gin experience party, but hey as long as they bought their own beer.
To make the experience even more fun and daring, why not make up the three dice sets that come with this gift – who knows what you are going to end up drinking – but that’s the fun of it.
By the time you have sampled a few gins – then it’s time for the Stick the Hat on the corner of the TV game – just remember Be Drink Aware – DO NOT staple the hat to the cats head.
If you love this gift and especially if the non gin drinking friend has turned up then why not try our Craft Beer Experience too.
delivery
Crap Presents Delivery Information
We do only post within the UK
We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode
Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.
We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.
Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)
We post Monday to Friday ONLY.
The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.
We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.
If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.
The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.
FAQ's
Q: What is in the crap present ?
A: well… not a lot really… you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.
Q: How big is the present ?
A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.
Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?
A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand
