World Cup Final Tickets

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World Cup Tickets

Tickets to the World Cup Final – WOW!  But remember whose site you’re on – yes, the Crap Presents site.  Sadly, without a time machine this gift could be considered pretty crap.

But if you know that one person who’s totally mad about football and doesn’t shut up about it (we know what that’s like, we’ve got one of them here at Crap Presents), when they realise what this gift really is they’ll be lost for words!

We know, right?! The World Cup Final.

For the love of the game, the beautiful game! The game that started back in the 3rd Century when a bunch of Brits decided to celebrate the defeat of a Danish prince by chopping off his head and having a quick kickabout with it Yes, we’re talking about football.

Just imagine – being part of it, the buzz as the games start, the skill, the drama, and the win! You’re through to the next round, and then the next, the quarters, the semi’s, your still in…..and you’ve got tickets to the FINAL!

And what if you won? Actually won, you know, the whole thing.

IMAGINE BEING IN THE CROWD WHEN YOUR TEAM WON THE WORLD CUP

For the lucky recipients of this remarkable gift that’s exactly what they’re going to get.  Yes, we’re giving you two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final!!

Suitable for:
Timelords
English football fans
Brundelfly
Historians

INSTRUCTIONS

Choose your clothes with care (time travel can be chilly)
Make sure you and your guest have your tickets ready to present when you get to the game.

Either

Get in your Phone Box/Tardis/DeLorean, set the date for 3oth July 1966 and off you go!

Or

Get settled on the sofa with some beers and scarves and dial in to a reply of the match
Congratulations! Enjoy your 1966 World Cup Final Tickets!

Bespoke your Gift
We encourage you to splash out on the full immersive experience. Packed lunch, scarves, bottles of stout

Where this gift sits on the crap scale (out of 10)  it’s a 10

Another amazing gift would be the Apollo Astronaut Training

delivery

Crap Presents Delivery Information

We do only post within the UK

We do post to BFPO (British Forces Post Office) addresses, as long as it has a UK postcode

Envelopes are provided loose inside the postage envelope for you to use, if the crap present is not personalised and delivered directly, as specified during the checkout process.

We post ALL Crap Presents second class. This is the ONLY postal service we provide – we do not offer an alternative crap service.

Once the purchase has been made, they are posted the next working day. (i.e, if ordered on a Monday, we will be posting the item on the following Tuesday). If an order has been made on a Friday, this will be posted the following Monday. (unless this is a bank holiday and then we wont bother)

We post Monday to Friday ONLY.

The postal service is provided by Royal Mail and they claim to deliver the item the following day after posting, although the service can take anytime up to 5 WORKING DAYS.

We don’t have any control over the service Royal Mail provide – although we are always happy to help if the item has still not arrived after the 5 WORKING DAYS. Our Crap Presents are usually received within 2-3 working days.

If you have NOT received your order within 5 WORKING DAYS, please do contact us as there may have been an issue with the postal service. Our presents may be crap but we will do our best to help.

The address we use to post to comes from the details on you order – therefore please ensure these details are correct at the time of purchase as we cannot change the address once it has been posted. Please do contact us asap if you need to change the address information via email. We will confirm your details have been changed if we can and please allow a few hours for us to confirm receipt of your request.

FAQ's

Q: What is in the crap present ?

A: well… not a lot really…  you will get a special certificate which you can write on yourself or we can personalise in crayon before posting. Then the gift which provides all the information and instructions as to how to fully enjoy the gift, where to go and what to do. We also provide additional really crap bits to enhance the experience and make it really special.

Q: How big is the present ?

A: This all comes in a C5 blue envelope… so you cant miss it. Dont get your expectations to high as it is crap, but we hope it will give minutes of enjoyment to that special person and make them laugh.

Q: Are the Crap Presents really crap ?

A: YES… not sure which part of Crap you don’t understand

 

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