Ultimate Driving Experience
Imagine the Ultimate Driving Experience. So many extraordinary cars to choose from:
Bugatti Veyron, Koenigsegg CCR, McLaren F1, Aston Martin DB8, Tesla Roadster, Ferrari, Porsche 911, Lamborghini, Audi R8, Jaguar F-Type, Nissan GTR.
Just pick one, get in, take hold of the steering wheel, put your foot down and feel the power.
Have you got that image clear in your mind? You, the car, the power, the track? Good. Because this is not that experience. This is a whole other level of crap.
On the plus side, you don’t have to be able to drive to enjoy this gift. Or wealthy. Or even a human being.*
Anyone that’s banned can’t drive
Petrol heads who are ‘between’ cars
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DRIVING EXPERIENCE
- Choose your driver. (We recommend making your selection from people you know.)
- Arrange the time and date of your driving experience, preferably with your driver.
- Arrive in good time.
- Sit where the driver tells you. (If it’s not the passenger seat, sulking is optional.)
- Buckle up.
- Wait for the car to move off.
- Congratulations! You are having an Ultimate Driving Experience
Upgrade to the Deluxe Gift 1
Pretend you’re a celebrity, one of the eccentric uber rich.
As you’re about to leave on your journey, stand by the back door of the vehicle tapping your foot until someone opens it for you. Every time a set of traffic lights turns green say ‘Drive on James, and don’t spare the horses!’
Upgrade to the Deluxe Gift 2
Pretend you’re an enigmatic stranger in a slasher movie.
Sit in the passenger seat, all of your body facing forward except your head. Stare unblinking at your drivers face. When they look at you, smile your most sinister smile, then immediately deadpan. If they speak to you just shrug, then look out of the window. Wait a few seconds. Repeat.
Lovers of this driving experience may also like our boating experience